An Old Blast from the Past
"Cybil Syndrome". I found it to be the most terrifying aspect of those first few endurance rides...it can affect the rider, it can affect the horse, and may God bless and keep you safe if both horse and rider get it.
Rider symptoms: The rider will present as a calm sane individual at the pre-ride check in. Having conditioned the horse for long slow distance, having pre-checked gear, worked out feeding progroms and taken a very solemn vow of "to finish is too win." There are virtually no pre-ride symptoms other than racing thoughts, a slight sheen of sweat, and perhaps an increase in the rider's heart rate. After all this is a first endurance ride, and the rider plans to just take it easy, enjoy the trail, the woods, and get a completion. Now I've contemplated if over night ride management sneaks into your camp and sprinkles some kind of "Cybil Dust" in your coffee mug....I don't know for sure how it happens, I just know it does happen. Ride day ---- the newbie rider presents on her pretty and nicely conditioned for LSD horse. The timer sends you out, and suddenly the Newbie becomes Cybil. Look at all those horses and they are all moving out in front...oh my God I can't finish last, this is my first race (did she say race?), oh the shame of it! The dual personality emerges and out pops full blown Cybil Syndrome, the crazed newbie, trying to out run the hot shoes, and doing it for at least a mile or two.
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other side of the coin is a fairly put together new rider, who has not
caught the syndrome (or ride management thought they were going to be
caught and just spread the Cybil dust around camp....some drifted onto
the horse's hay). The horse and rider team present sanely, and head out
on the trail, they look spectacular! Then a horse passes the team and
Cybil Syndrome strikes the horse. The equine who could have given pony
rides at the fair to tiny children suddenly gets the "Look of Eagles",
and muscles start popping up and the rider feels the horse actually
gathering up under the saddle, then they are off!!! All the while the
rider is trying to do all those nice things she read about in the books
she bought on endurance riding. The horse is galloping on after the
pack, while the rider is hanging on for dear life ( she never practiced
riding at speed as she had no plan or intention of doing so), grabbing
for the horn on the saddle that doesn't have one because they are now
using an endurance saddle. You hear screams of something like "whoa
Black Betty!!!" as the horse races down the trail with the pack.
Cybil
Syndrome can also happen at the vet check. If the rider is afflicted
their unsuspecting crew (spouse) will greet their sweet wife and ask how
they can help. All normalcy ends at that point as Cybil has arrived.
She's hot, she's tired, and she's in back of the pack. How could that
HAPPEN? He says, " honey, I thought you just wanted to finish"? Where
she then glares at him and ponders the various methods of poisoning, and
collecting on the insurance for a "faster horse." The husband turns
pale and gazes into the woods wondering if she was abducted by aliens ...this cannot be his wife? If only the horse is afflicted, the horse will
come bounding into the vet check, with eyes glittering, dancing around
like something from "The Black Stallion Returns", the vet becomes dizzy
spinning the circle with his stethescope trying to get a pulse. He never
gets one, but in fear of his life figures a horse with that much energy
is good to go, but he does have some concerns about the rider who is
standing bent over, long strands of mane hair entangled in her fingers,
hands on knees, face frozen in fear...
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