OOCR (out on conditioning ride)
FODH (fell off $%!^ Horse)
TVSW (the vet said what?)
TMFH (ten miles from hold)
tMFH (two miles from hold)
LAS(lame as $%!#)
WTFS (where's the freaking sponge)
GTER (gone to endurance ride)
R2R (ready to run)
TLAF (trotting like a fool)
TFITW (to finish is to win)
IGMTS (I got my t-shirt)
Had to repost this. It is from another horse list. For your general horse related texting pleasure....
Some humor for the day.
OOH - out of hay
LAS - lost a shoe
BBM - b*&$! just bit me
FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing
FTC -- Forgot the carrots
MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again
LWW -- Lesson went well
MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off
HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair
HAO - Hay All Over
HIMB - Hay in My BRA
PIHH - POOP INDUCED HALF HALT
UD - Unplanned Dismount
PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God
MMM - Master Manure Mucker
OOM - Out of money
MHTS - More horses than sense.
BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF - got board bill, fainted
GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH - Smell like horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yippee
HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS - Will work for new saddle
AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy
SSB - saddle sore butt
ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon
NLT - No lesson today
HGR - Have a great ride
R2R - Ready to Ride
Favorite Links for training, gear, and memberships!
- National Association of Competitive Mounted Orienteering
- HOW TO CMO
- What is CMO?
- Old Dominion Endurance Rides
- Renegade Hoof Boots
- Endurance.Net
- Riding vs. Racing a discussion with the Duck.
- Trumbull Mountain's INTRO TO ENDURANCE RIDING
- Principles of Conditioning
- Conditioning the endurance horse by SERA
- Short Article: Feeding & Training the Endurance Horse
- Feeding the Endurance Horse, Swedish Author
- Preventing Dehydration In the Endurance Horse, Ontario Competitive Trail Riding Association
- Jim Holland's fantastic training links here!
- South Eastern Distance Rider's Association
February 11, 2011
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I especially like: BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers.
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Got a kick out of these.
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