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February 11, 2011

TEXT MESSAGING FOR ENDURANCE RIDERS

OOCR  (out on conditioning ride)
FODH  (fell off $%!^ Horse)
TVSW (the vet said what?)
TMFH (ten miles from hold)
tMFH (two miles from hold)
LAS(lame as $%!#)
WTFS (where's the freaking sponge)
GTER  (gone to endurance ride)
R2R (ready to run)
TLAF (trotting like a fool)
TFITW (to finish is to win)
IGMTS (I got my t-shirt)

Had to repost this. It is from another horse list. For your general horse related texting pleasure....




Some humor for the day.



OOH - out of hay



LAS - lost a shoe



BBM - b*&$! just bit me



FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing



FTC -- Forgot the carrots



MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again



LWW -- Lesson went well



MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off



HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair



HAO - Hay All Over



HIMB - Hay in My BRA



PIHH - POOP INDUCED HALF HALT



UD - Unplanned Dismount



PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God



MMM - Master Manure Mucker



OOM - Out of money



MHTS - More horses than sense.



BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers



GBBF - got board bill, fainted



GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted



HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted



SLH - Smell like horse



DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yippee



HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby



WWFNS - Will work for new saddle



AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy



SSB - saddle sore butt



ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon



NLT - No lesson today



HGR - Have a great ride



R2R - Ready to Ride

2 comments:

  1. I especially like: BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers.

    :D

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